Priyanka Miss is Missing! It has been 15minutes since the first bell and the class teacher of the 2nd standard class in Air Force School located in Jalahalli(Bengaluru), hasn’t arrived yet. The whole class is in euphoria as Priyanka Miss is Missing! Priyanka miss is pretty and pedagogue — tall, fair, strict and too much attention to formal rules. Miss doesn’t have missiles but Miss has a better weapon — The Bamboo stick!!! Just a sight of this bamboo stick is enough to give anybody nightmares.
Air Force School is a great place to know more about India because each class is filled with students from various states – Tamil Nadu, Punjab, Rajasthan, Assam etc. The advantage of having such diverse cultures and diverse religions in a single class is that I get sweets whenever there is a festival. Fortunately, India is a land full of festivals. For example: If a classmate from Tamil Nadu brings sweets on Pongal, the next day a Punjabi classmate would bring sweets as he is celebrating Lohri.
Ok, so most of my multicultural classmates are busy making paper planes and talking to each other about cartoons. I am a shy student from Kerala and I always have a way to spend free time — Drawing. Drawing is my favourite hobby and I have begun drawing cartoons using needle-like pointed Nataraj pencil in my rough book. After 10minutes, my drawing of a scenery is almost complete. A few North Indian classmate girls have been watching my drawing and started to praise-“Wow! Unni tumhara drawing bahut acha hei”(Wow! Unni your drawing is very good). I am enjoying the praise of cute girls but my luck is evanescent. Priyanka Miss has arrived and I have lost the attention of my fans. Everybody has stopped talking and greeted miss with a melancholic tone—”Good Morning teeeeeacherrrr.”
“Good Morning,” replied Priyanka Miss with a face without a smile, a face as lifeless as a statue. Everybody has opened their textbooks and there is a new project. The teacher read in a loud voice, “Everyone must bring their family photo and write a short essay about their family. This is your new project.”
We are happy as this isn’t a difficult project to do.
My family photo — A treasure hard to find
I am stupid because I thought finding a family photo is easy. My family photo is a treasure that is hard to find. The only photos I have got yet are passport size photos.
After an hour of searching, I have found a family photo in an old photo album hiding inside Mom’s old suitcase. I am exultant as the tender palm of my hand won’t get the chance to taste the bamboo stick.
But there is a small problem. The small problem is that there is an extra person, my mom’s sister, in my family photo. I am thinking about how to solve this small problem. I have tried an eraser but it isn’t working. Either I have to erase this extra detail or I have to taste the bamboo. I don’t have a computer, scanner, printer and I have no Photoshop. Idea!!! I will hide my aunt with my dark blue sketch pen. I will add tiny hills above her head to match the background. I am a genius! Sketch doodle and tadaaa… I have successfully transformed my aunt into an invisible fairy.
I have finished writing a few lines about my family and glued my family photo in my notebook (I forgot to buy fevicol so I used rice). Anyway, the project is finished and I can’t wait to submit my project tomorrow.
Next Day — The day of the miracle
It is a pleasant morning and every student in my class is complacent. Some of my classmates have started to showcase their amazing family photo— With grandpa, grandma, brothers and sisters. Well, my family photo isn’t that bad. My dad, an Air Force Commander, looks like billionaire businessman Mukesh Ambani on diet. My mom, who always ruins photoshoot by closing her eyes when camera flash hits her eyes, looks like a Chinese woman in an Indian dress. My sister looks like the model of a detergent advertisement with a shiny white dress. Above all, the cynosure of the photo, the pessimist Unni Babu is looking good 😕
“Good morning teacherrrrr,”every one of us has greeted the teacher with a radiant smile.
“Good morning. Show me your project,” replied Priyanka Miss.
The teacher has started to check the project. The teacher is highly impressed to see some of the students’ cute and colourful family photos.
Omg! Now it is my turn. I have submitted my project and Priyanka Miss is checking my project.
Miss Priyanka – “Wha..What is this?”
I (With great confidence) – “This is my family photo.”
Miss is pointing her finger at the “invisible fairy” and asked—”Who is this?”
I (thinking) – “Oh God! She has seen the invisible fairy. I am trapped. Now my only option is, to tell the truth”
I — “Th.. that… that is my aunt. My mom’s sister. I used a sketch pen to hide her from the family photo. I thought you wouldn’t notice my aunty if I use dark colour sketch pen.”
I know I have messed up my project and it is time for my tender palm to taste the bitter bamboo. But.. but what I expect isn’t happening. Rather, the miracle is happening!
“Ha Ha Ha Ha”
For the first time, I am seeing my teacher laughing. Oh, this is such a divine sight. The marble face has transformed into the face of an angel. Her laugh is not just angelic but also contagious and the whole class is laughing except me.
I am standing in the middle of the class like I stand in my family photo. I am standing like Charlie Chaplin who has completed his performance in the stage.
Anyway, I have escaped from the bamboo stick ritual. All thanks to my folly.
The End
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That’s hilarious. Poor aunty. She looks like that evil nun in conjuring 2 horror movie!😂😂
Looool 😬😬😬
😬 what to do.. i am so smart 😖
Oh yes , you are smart😁😁
Such a cute family picture 💓
Thanks ji 😬👍
hahaha.
Loved going through the post.
and a lovely family pic.
Thank you ji 😀
Crazy! Creative!
Do you still live in Bangalore?
No 🙁
After 2nd standard, i moved to kerala forever ever ever 😟😢
We could’ve met if you were here!
I am not that lucky 🙁
😢
Me too!
This is hilarious 😂
Thanks ji 👍
Haha.. You are definitely crazy just for a project you tried to make your aunt invisible!
Come to Priyanka miss’s class and u will make yourself invisible to escape from bamboo beats 😀
😀😀 I think the fear of that bamboo stick awakened your creativity! Thanks to Priyanka miss 😉😛
yeah! I am the circus lion 😀 😀 😀
Hahaha.. I can still feel the fear of Priyanka miss’s bamboo stick in your writing ✍🏽
you should be a teacher.. imagine the situation 😀
class leader – “hey classmates, we have a new teacher. her name is.. is.. is…”
classmates – “tell tell,, what is her name? pinku? chinku? aliya?”
class leader- ” KRANTI(revolution)”
classmates – “aaaaaaaaaaa” 😀
dabaangg kranti famous for beating students to pulp 😀
Hahaha…. you made my morning dear 🤣🤣
morning? but here i see moon :-O
Dear I am currently living in United States
a..am..am…america? woahhh
am just living in a simple village
i will sing a song for u
“ye jo desh hei tera.. swades hei tera
tujhe hei pukaara
ye vo bandhan hei jo kabhi toott nahi saktha”
(this song may change your mind and will compel you to come back with some chocolates for poor indian kids like me)
😀😀 sure.. but this poor kid always gives me my favorite chocolate 🍫
Ya
Generous poor kid
Yeah so I hope this generous poor kid will keep showing his generosity..🍫😀😀
Yes
But bring some real chocolates when u come back to your Swades naaa 😖
Of course.. dear 👍😊
(my first online blog begging is a success)
Thank you 👍 😀
😀😀 I don’t think it is begging it’s friendly gesture! You are always welcome! 😊
Oh
Them some toys and gadgets friendly gesture too 🤔
😀😀👍
So for you it’s good night 😴 but for me it is morning.. 🌞
Poor Aunt! 😀😀
Really nice ## a story plucked from your real life is really really awesome ## poor aunty ###nice family ( ambani dad , Chinese mom ,… What a comparison ## expressed well )
Enjoyed reading ## thanks for making me cheerful .
One of the luckiest things that can happen to you in life is , I think ,to have a childhood .
Great job ## keep sharing
Thanks for the priceless comment 💙 🙂
Wonderful post & great writing. 😊📝
Thanks a lot bro 💙
My pleasure sir 💜
Such a lovely post !!!
I have a lot to say-
1.Way you expressed the narration is hilarious.
2.Nice family photo with your Aunt’s face camouflaged with the hills in background😅😅😅( you are genius for that age).
3.The morning wish with sur- Gooood Morninnng Ma’am was a sweet reminder of school days.
4.The historic missile we are dreaded as a child- Teacher’s Stick.
5. You fan attention being diluted by the sudden presence of your teacher🤣🤣🤣
Wonderful Unni 👍
This is the best comment my blog has ever received. Thank you so much for taking time to write such a useful comment 💙 thanku
Haa haa hope your aunt never sees this
Though she isn’t tech savvy, She recently joined whatsapp.
I hope it will take another 10-20 years for her to join blog world 😀
Lol good for her ………I just hope she doesn’t grab the hard copy ……..she isn’t that invisible you know
hehe… the real photo is inside a secure locker guarded by the one and only me. I will do anything to keep this photo inside the locker forever 😀
Haa haaaa ….. great post . Have a nice day 😊
Thank you so much for reading and taking your valuable time to comment <3 :) have a nice day and a starry night <3
Wow your writing skills are improving exponentially!! Loved this one! I just want to play with that chotuuu kutti Unni!!!!
Thanks youTube Queen Sameera :-3
Enjoyed this
Thank you Sir
Welcome Unni